Clinton Hall

 

19 Fulton St

New York, NY 10038

Ever wonder where circus clowns do brunch? If you have wondered, it's likely you're single. But! It's also likely they go to Clinton Hall. 

Located down in the Seaport, with life-sized jenga, arcade games and waffle ice cream sundaes, this place is like a little kids dream come true. And for those grown adults who go to this spot on the reg...meet me by the ping pong table.

With items like doughnut grilled cheese and fondue burgers, this menu is anything but standard. And since we're cleansing after Thanksgiving, we obviously opted for the low cal option of carnival waffles layered with ice cream, hot fudge, cotton candy and caramel popcorn #FitLife. 

They also have a burger called "Crunchy Sombrero" with oaxaca cheese blend, pico de gallo, avocado mayo, and Fritos corn chips. 10 points if you know how to pronounce oaxaca! 20 if you know what it means... 

Our personal favorite was the waffle fries piled high with cheddar cheese, jalapeƱo and scallions. Essentially, if french fries and nachos had a baby:

When you still have room for more, order the GIANT soft pretzel paired with sides of hot cheese, fluff and mustard. And may "hot cheese" be the last thing you think of before going to sleep at night.